DJ Gallo's NBA Finals captions, Game 2"I don't think you need to write 'Just give it to Kevin.' You can just say it." Layne Murdoch/NBAE/Getty ImagesEmailcommentJun 15, 2012DJ GalloESPN.com CloseFounder of SportsPickle.com Has written for Comedy Central and The OnionFollow on TwitterEmailprintcomment"Yeah, I'm going to eat during the game. It's not like I'm going to play.""I can't even bear to look at what kind of plays he's drawing up over there.""Dad, the beard doesn't make up for the lady drink.""If this cameraman is waiting for us to smile, he's going to have a long series.""I wish I could scowl as well as Alonzo Mourning.""Zooooooooooom. Pretending I'm an airplane always takes the edge off in a tight game.""I could really use a kiss from my mom right now.""People say they don't have time to read, but it's really not hard to find time if you get someone to drive you around everywhere on a golf cart.""Apologies for squinting to see who asked that question. I don't have my glasses on."