From noon-4 p.m. ET on Thursday, fans will be able to vote via Twitter for the last two players named to the 2012 MLB All-Star Game.

MLB will track specific Twitter hashtags for each of the eligible players. It’s a cool idea -- although a risky one, because there’s at least a decent chance that involving Twitter in the vote will somehow force us to watch Justin Bieber play baseball.

Unfortunately, the hashtags MLB came up with are quite lame. David Freese has a good one -- #FreesePlease -- and so does Jake Peavy: #TakeJake. But the rest? Lame. Here are some better options.

Jonathan Broxton -- #VoteBroxton

#BroxTheVote

#VoteInJonathan

Yu Darvish -- #VoteYu

#YuDarVote

#TheYuThVote

Ernesto Frieri -- #VoteFrieri

#ErnestoMustGo

#ErnestoGoesToKC

Jason Hammel - #VoteHammel

#PutJasonTheGame

#JasonGreatness

Michael Bourn -- #VoteBourn

#BournSupremacy

#WeLikeMike

Aaron Hill -- #FinHillVote

#DeclarinAaron

#HillTops

Bryce Harper -- #BryceIn2012

#BryceIsNice

#AllStarBro

#ClownVote

#Bro

#Brah

#Sup

#Nice

#Sweet

#BroBrahSupNiceSweet

There you go. Only the MLB-approved hashtags will count toward the vote, but you can add anything else to your Tweets that you’d like. #VoteEarly #VoteOften.