DJ Gallo's first-round British Open captions7/19/20120 SharesEmailCommentAP Photo/Peter Morrison DJ Gallo, ESPN.com CloseFounder of SportsPickle.com Has written for Comedy Central and The OnionFollow on Twitter0 SharesEmailPrintComment"Yeah, but didn’t he really win the tournaments? You just held his stuff. You know, no offense.""I have such an awful hangover. I feel perfect." "I don’t care what they say about Davis Love III. I do the best DeNiro on tour.""Why are they filming me? I’m English. I’m not going to win this.""Oh, man. The 'Dukes of Hazzard' car would tear this trail up.""Nope. Still don’t see it. I guess lawnmowers aren’t historic enough for them.""Really? Only 64? I think I’m about 67 percent back."