DJ Gallo's first-round British Open captions
July, 19, 2012
By DJ Gallo | ESPN.com
AP Photo/Peter Morrison"I'll just use this club. Ultimately, it's not going to matter. Let's not kid ourselves.""Yeah, but didn’t he really win the tournaments? You just held his stuff. You know, no offense."
"I have such an awful hangover. I feel perfect."
"I don’t care what they say about Davis Love III. I do the best DeNiro on tour."
"Why are they filming me? I’m English. I’m not going to win this."
"Oh, man. The 'Dukes of Hazzard' car would tear this trail up."
"Nope. Still don’t see it. I guess lawnmowers aren’t historic enough for them."
"Really? Only 64? I think I’m about 67 percent back."