DJ Gallo's final-round British Open captions"Whoops. You missed." Harry How/Getty ImagesEmailcommentJul 23, 2012DJ GalloESPN.com CloseFounder of SportsPickle.com Has written for Comedy Central and The OnionFollow on TwitterEmailprintcomment"Pffff. I can hardly even keep a straight face. I am straight up killing these guys.""That man back there seems to be choking. Can you call medical personnel or something?" "Fetch, caddy! Fetch! Come on, boy! Go get it!""So this is what it’s like to do Steve Williams’ job. Wow. It really is tough. My respect for him grows ever more.""I couldn’t have done it without you. I want you to know that you lost this just as much as I won it. Probably even more so.""OK, on this one I want you to laugh at Steve Williams."