DJ Gallo's final-round British Open captions
July, 23, 2012
By DJ Gallo | ESPN.com
Harry How/Getty Images"Whoops. You missed.""Pffff. I can hardly even keep a straight face. I am straight up killing these guys."
"That man back there seems to be choking. Can you call medical personnel or something?"
"Fetch, caddy! Fetch! Come on, boy! Go get it!"
"So this is what it’s like to do Steve Williams’ job. Wow. It really is tough. My respect for him grows ever more."
"I couldn’t have done it without you. I want you to know that you lost this just as much as I won it. Probably even more so."
"OK, on this one I want you to laugh at Steve Williams."