You may have heard that Melky Cabrera got into a bit of trouble lately. Yes, with PEDs. And also that whole “made up a fake website in hopes of convincing MLB investigators that he bought a tainted supplement sold by the website” thing. It happens.

Cabrera was not the first baseball player to get caught taking performance enhancers and he won’t be the last. He also likely won’t be the last player to set up a sham website. So as a favor to the future Melky Cabreras out there, here is a list of domain names that are currently available. Buy now! Having a fake website up before you are under investigation probably helps bolster the credibility of your lie!

TotallyLegitSite.com

PleaseBelieveMe.com

ReasonableExplanation.com

NotAnElaborateRuse.com

DoNotCheckIntoThis.com

WebOfTruths.com

OnTheUpAndUpYouGuys.com

NoLyingInvolvedHere.com

SoIWillJustKeepPlayingIfThatIsCoolWithYou.com

NotPEDs.com

WeSellMisleadingPEDs.com

NotOwnedByMelkyCabrera.com