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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
College football's Bottom 10 finally arrives!

By Conor Nevins

The Bottom 10 inspirational thought of the week:

"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last.
The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right.
But, he thought, "This procession has got to go on."
So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.


-- "The Emperor's New Clothes," Hans Christian Andersen

The Bottom 10 loves a good fairy tale. So filled with magic, splendor and endless possibility.

It's a fairy tale time of year for college football fans. The grueling, nightmarish offseason months have finally given way to the familiar sights, smells and sounds of a new season.

It wasn't a fairy tale ending for Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino. He became tangled up and twisted in a web of lies after a Series of Unfortunate Events that would have left even Lemony Snicket speechless.

Petrino earned the not-so-covetous No. 5 spot in the preseason Bottom 10 after the No. 10-ranked Razorbacks ousted him for his antics in April. He spun a good yarn in his defense, but it took less time than an Ohio State Twitter ban to pull at the threads and unravel his tall tale, laying bare the Hogs coach's deceit for all to see.

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