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Thursday, September 6, 2012
DJ Gallo's Cowboys-Giants photo captions!

By DJ Gallo

Eli Manning
"What if I don't get to go to Disney World this year?"
“Go faster, lazy!”

“Neat. It looks like I can crush that entire section of fans with my thumb.”

“And how was your summer?” “Oh, pretty good. Yours?” “Nice. Did some traveling. Should we do this?” “Yep. I’ll snap the ball now.”

“Oh, I hate football so much.”

“Yep, fellas, after this game is over, all those referee groupies are ours.”

“Tomorrow we strike. This hourly wage is not acceptable.”

“I realize you’re only 14, but you should still be able to notice an obvious hold like that.”

"I'm telling you, raising ticket prices so I could hire a personal glasses cleaner is the best move I ever made."