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Tuesday, September 11, 2012
DJ Gallo's Monday Night Football Captions!

By DJ Gallo

Ray Lewis and Michael Phelps
"I can't look at this guy. He celebrates way too much for someone who has only one piece of championship hardware."
“You weren’t our worst player tonight. Great job!”

“Yep. Contract extension through 2014. I know. Hilarious, right?”

“Man, this got me so pumped up to play some basketball.”

“Yeah, that’s right. The star of ‘Barbershop 2: Back in Business’ is in the house.”

“Thank you for somehow keeping me employed for another year.”

“There was a hell if I know on the play. Let’s say penalty of 7 yards and loss of down? Cool?”

“And here’s the divot from where it bounced the second time.”

“Don’t call me a long-snapper ever again!”