Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Miami Marlins: New players, same results
By DJ Gallo
So the Marlins have done that thing again where they rip their team apart.
They used to do it after winning a World Series. This time they’re doing it after winning a new stadium from local taxpayers. One was a win for everyone; the other is just a win for owner Jeffrey Loria. See the difference? It’s subtle.
Last season, with a brand-new stadium, the Marlins drew an average of only 73.2 percent of capacity. How can they expect to draw any fans to see what will surely be a team even worse than last year’s 69-93 outfit? Here are 11 possible marketing slogans.
Probably your last season to see Giancarlo Stanton
Minor league team. Major league prices.
See the stadium your tax dollars built us!
Marlins Park: a great place to talk about the Heat with other local sports fans!