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Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Other uses for Tom Brady’s new hairdo

By Steve Etheridge
Special to

Tom Brady introduced a bewildering new hairdo at a gala in New York on Monday, likely at the beckoning of his supremely attractive wife, who probably copied it off some lingerie model in Vogue or something. A greasy ridge falling prostrate off his scalp, the hair could most accurately described as a mohawk that is Tebowing.

Tom Brady
Tom Brady unveiled a wild new look for his hair in New York on Monday.
While still better than the ponytail he sported a while back, the new ‘do is much more ripe for ridicule, seeing as he might be the first male in history to try it. So besides making Bill Belichick uncomfortable, what are some other uses for Tom Brady’s new hairdo?

Have your own ideas? Post them to the comments section.