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Monday, May 14, 2012
Rejoice! DJ Gallo's NBA playoff captions!

By DJ Gallo

"No, no. You want your intense scream to be more guttural. Like this: AHHHHHHHH!"
“Ha-ha-ha! What you said is funny because it’s so stupid.”

“Et tu, Bynum?”

“And then over here ... and then over there ... and then ... just give it to Kobe to shoot.”

“Exactly how coach drew it up.”

“I mean, you’re attractive, but don’t push it with that hat, OK?”

“No, seriously. I’m not a professional athlete.”

“Hey, who is that sexy Gasol guy out there?”

“Kim, you know you want this.”

“I’m still employed!”

“Too late. You need to grab your head in pain right after you get touched if you want to draw a foul.”

“Oh no. I can never unsee that armpit.”

“Maybe if I just hang around, they’ll think I’m on their team.”

“Too bad you don’t have a ring.” “Shut up, old man.”

“You hurt or are you just being weird?”

“Everyone step away. I’ve got this.”