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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
DJ Gallo's NBA conference finals captions

By DJ Gallo

San Antonio Spurs
"I don't know why people don't think we're exciting."
“I bet they put us on the JumboTron because they think I’m Matt Bonner.”

“I was trying to flop and then he flopped. That’s not fair.”

“Look at us! We’re Ginobili and Harden!”

“A little love for the and-1 call? Come on.”

“Ha-ha. Yeah, this is about as productive as I plan to be all game.”

“You think you’re tough? Then why are you all covered in padding? That’s right, I’m calling you out, basket support.”

“Look, lack of hygiene is not a foul. I can’t call him for that. I’m sorry.”

“Chris Bosh walks into a bar. The bartender says: 'Why the long face.’ Bosh says ... I forget. The punch line is something about dinosaurs having longer faces.”


“Oh, cool. You’re taking a picture of me? See, someone remembers me. What? You’re asking me to move out of the shot? Oh.”