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Thursday, June 7, 2012
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By DJ Gallo

Gregg Popovich & Stephen Jackson
San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich yells toward shooting guard Stephen Jackson.
“Would you like me to sign your ball, too, coach?”

“OK. OK. It’s just my first basket. We’re, like, a minute into the game. That’s enough for now. I need to get back on defense.”

“Oh, no. All the lying about getting fouled is causing my nose to grow.”

“Being unbeatable is harder than people think.”

“Would you guys be interested in one of those Phil Jackson situations? I’d be him and you would be my two superstars.”

“There’s about to be some contact. Don’t fall down, OK?”

“Many draft experts said I wasn’t strong enough to do this.”

“Does anyone want to wave to Seattle?”

“Oh, no. They’re putting on their glasses.”

“We just won the conference championship. Why would you ask if I’m ever embarrassed by myself?”