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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Florida State football enacting Twitter ban

By DJ Gallo

Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher is hoping to ban his players from using Twitter for the entire season because it is a "distraction." It's obviously a well thought out decision by Fisher.

However, there may be one or two other things Fisher may want to consider banning that could also distract his players from football. Here is a partial list.

• Video games

• Girls

• Sex

• Alcohol

• Marijuana

• Class

• Studying

• Movies

• Reading

• Eating

• Sleeping

Twitter
Obviously, Twitter is the difference between winning and losing games.
• Going to the beach

• Shopping

• Listening to music

• Making music

• Boys

• Hanging out with friends

• Visiting family

• Charity

• Facebook

• Pinterest

• Tumblr

• Email

Writing letters

• TV

• Swimming

• Other water sports

Call of Duty
Could video games be creating pesky distractions
for college football players? Perish the thought.
• Hiking

• Camping

• Dancing

• Arts

• Crafts

• Photography

• Travel

• Current events

• Smartphones

• Ipads

• Thinking

• Daydreaming

• Doodling

iPad
What's a far worse distraction for college athletes than playing video games? Video games on an iPad.
• Pets

• Fashion

• Crime

• Keeping a diary

• Going to concerts

• Going to sporting events

• Church

• Cars

• The Internet

• Doing nothing

• Doing whatever