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Tuesday, August 21, 2012
DJ Gallo's preseason NFL photo captions!

By DJ Gallo

"Whoops. Missed again. It's OK. Only preseason. I'll get the timing down."
“I’m just going to lay you gently to the ground so no one thinks I’m trying to hurt you, OK?”

“Aaaah. It burns! Why is everyone cheering? Get me some help!”

“I will woo Aaron Rodgers if it’s the last thing I do.”

“I’m getting too old to get hit in preseason games.”

“Sleeves, huh? Are you like a wimp or something?”

“Better keep my head up. Lying on the ground puts me right in the path of their warmup passes.”

“This Jets team looks … really good.”

“No way. No one touches me there.”

“Yeah, all of the new security is because of that incident with Bane.”

“I’ll be Milli, you be Vanilli.”

“Safe in the end zone. Please let that be a thing.”