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Monday, April 23, 2012
Metta World Peace inspires Gallo captions!

By DJ Gallo

Metta World Peace
Metta World Peace unsuccessfully pleads his case to ref Gary Zielinski after flooring James Harden.
No offense, but as far as flagrant fouls go, that was worse than the last Indiana Jones movie and all the Transformers movies combined.”

He hurts James, he hurts all of us.

"I’ve seen some hack jobs, when I go to the barber, for example, but that ranks right up there.

Eh. Special effects violence looks much cooler.


Now, everyone. Let the man adjust himself first. I’m sure he has a reasonable explanation for what happened.

Yeah! That was so awesome it inspired me to knock out the guy beside me.

Metta World Peace? A better name for him would be Big Lebowski Nihilist.

You know, I hear Charlie Sheen behaved like this on the set.

Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Don’t worry. I’ll handle Metta. I’m the head coach. Just focus on the game.