Web Clips: FC Dallas players crush oranges

June, 14, 2012
6/14/12
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Coming to ESPN2 on Saturday night: Major League Soccer's Texas Derby (pronounced "darby"), between FC Dallas and Houston Dynamo.

And oh, Dallas is ready. Like, really. Just check the video, in which players like Brek Shea use all sorts of instruments -- crutches, paintball guns, large trucks, you name it -- to smash the fruit most reminiscent of the orange-clad Houston Dynamo.

Hey, even manager Schellas Hyndman joins the orange crush ...

Web Clips features new, sub-viral and/or classic videos from -- you guessed it -- the Web. Seen something out there that you think has gone overlooked? Tweet it at @DorseyPatrick, or send it to bypatrickdorsey(at)gmail.com.
Patrick Dorsey works for SportsNation. He has worked for the Web and newspapers, had a cup of craft service coffee in film school, and played in one Division III golf tournament (he shot 105).

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