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Monday, April 30, 2012
DJ Gallo's NBA playoffs photo captions

By DJ Gallo

Mike Woodson
Mike Woodson wants to know why you haven't read DJ Gallo's NBA playoffs captions yet.

“Ooof. That play was almost as bad as the Bobcats.”

“If Derrick’s knee is bad, do you think we can advance?” “Nah, probably not.”

“Can’t … look … away. Face … too … handsome.”

“Well, if the media isn’t going to pay attention to me anymore, I’m going to have to start showing some leg.”

“Really, this headband thing you’ve got going on up here? Not working.”

“They never get my jokes, but I think they’re hilarious.”

“I think your teammates will be very inspired by your team spirit, Mr. Hansbrough.”

“Show of hands … who doesn’t miss having Dwight Howard around?”

“I don’t know what you’re doing down there, but there’s no way I’m looking.”

“I just want you to know that you inspire everyone in our generation.”

“C’mon. Who’s a ticklish robot? Who’s a ticklish robot?”

“Maybe you can get us tickets for the next game. My courtside hookups kind of dried up in the ‘90s.”

“It hurts to not be out there aging with my teammates.”

“Yay! Let’s enjoy this lead in case we somehow blow it!”