Foolish flesh-based Bulldogs. Resistance to our borg-like ways is futile.
In the wake of UGA VII’s passing, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals suggested that the University of Georgia replace its beloved mascot by doing one of the following: (a) use an animatronic substitute; (b) use the dude in the suit; or (c) bring in Itchy and Scratchy's best friend,
Poochie, the Rockin’ Dog. We think PETA’s on to something; based on
this video it’s clear UGA had to endure horrific conditions such as a diet of Georgia Center grits and a demeaning wardrobe of custom-made jerseys. There are tenured professors living worse than that.
Resurrecting UGA VII as a crime-fighting cyborg on the streets of Detroit is out of the question, but the robotic direction sounds like a good plan. We’ve done well with replacing U.S. Presidents (see Disneyland’s Main Street USA). That means it's all on you, University of Georgia’s
Driftmier Engineering Center. Build UGAs VIII – XII so that they may represent Bulldog Pride in the next
RoboCup. The future of the Republic relies on you.