December 13, 2009 11:45 AM ET
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Rip Hamilton hasn’t been injured, he's just been too busy installing an oil refinery in the Palace of Auburn Hills.
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All Ndamukong Suh can think about while clapping for Mark Ingram is tackling Colt McCoy around Tim Tebow.
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Mark Ingram can barely hide his disappointment after discovering that his Heisman is made out of marzipan.
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Biz Markie performs his latest hit, “Just a Big Guy in a Nuggets Jersey.”
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In a display of pure confidence, Rajon Rondo gives the double “OK” sign before hitting the deck.
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The Kings’ Randy Jones will do anything to give the Stars’ Jamie Benn a bellybutton raspberry.