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We're Dreaming of a Dwight (Howard) Christmas

12/25/2009

Dwight Howard and Paul Pierce
Fernando Medina/NBAE/Getty Images

Paul Pierce realizes it’s beginning to look a lot like Dwight stuck some mistletoe beneath the rim.

Whether you’re gorging yourself on tonight’s NBA quadruple-header or firing up some pre-bowl football on one of them newfangled videogame machines, we wish you the merriest of holidays. We’ve taken the liberty of compiling some carols perfect for all of your sports-themed Christmas activities, even Santa Parkour. Feel free to sing along to:

Away in a Danny Granger

It Came Upton a Midnight Clear (B.J. or Justin version, take your pick)

Hark the Herald Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Sing

Pedro Feliz Navidad

Lackey the Red Sox-ed Pitcher

We Three Sacramento Kings (Who Average More Than Three Assists a Game)

Let it Eric Snow

O’ Christmas Tree Rollins

Grandma Got Run Over by Mark Martin

God Rest Ye, Mary Lou Retton