About Last Night:
Pictures From Tuesday, July 27th

PHillips
AP Photo/Morry Gash
"Sorry I called you out. If it makes you any feel better, your football team just signed T.O."

Arod
Jared Wickerham/Getty Images
Until he hits his 600th home run, Alex Rodriguez has agreed to carry an imaginary 200 lb weight over his head.

Crosby
Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images
After Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg all declined, Pascal Dupuis, Sidney Crosby and Maxime Talbot were cast as the leads in "Three Men and Some Confusing Sports Equipment."

Dez
Photo/Tony Gutierrez
Dez Bryant will sign as many footballs and photos as you'd like as long as he doesn't have to carry them.

Ortiz
Stephen Dunn/Getty Images
Yes, David Ortiz is the rightful owner of the world's heaviest back scratcher.

Argentina
AP Photo/Jorge Saenz
Argentina's U-20 soccer coach or Balki Bartokomous posing as Argentina's U-20 soccer coach? We're not sure.