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Mark stretches in preparation for taking a steel chair to the back.
Mark Cuban’s getting called out in his own house as WWE RAW comes to American Airlines Center on Monday. Cody Rhodes (son of “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes and half-brother to Dustin “Goldust” Runnels) got wind that the Mav’s owner would like some retribution against ally Randy Orton. Back in 2003, Orton took Cuban down with his patented RKO jumping cutter finishing move. Then he issued this challenge:
"I suggest that if he wants to get some payback on [Orton], he bring a couple of Cowboys or Mavericks to the ring on Monday and put his money where his mouth is,” said Rhodes. “We'll have an old-fashioned six-man tag match."
"What makes them think I would need any help?” Cuban responded. “Orton got lucky one time. It won't happen again."
“Mark Cuban” is a little bland for a ring name, so we suggest he pick one of these alter egos:
Billion Dollar Man Mark Cuban
The Sideliner Screamer
Macho Mark Maverick
The Human Fine
Cuban hosts RAW on Monday at 8 p.m. ET. Whatchoo gonna do about it?