Sorry, had to do it ...

C -- Tyler Flowers, Rick Sweet
1B -- Pete Rose
2B -- Cupid Childs
3B -- Floyd "Honey Bear" Rayford
SS -- Larvell "Sugar Bear" Blanks
OF -- Ellis Valentine
OF -- Corey Hart
OF -- Happy Felsch
OF -- Candy Maldonado

P -- Slim Love
P -- Les Sweetland
P -- Bob Friend
P -- Candy Cummings
P -- Ron Darling
P -- Cuddles Marshall
P -- Scott Diamond
P -- Sugar Cain
P -- Bill Kissinger

Manager -- Bobby Valentine