Just the Guys at the Gym

Slate has a great article claiming the characters you see in the NBA playoffs are like the guys you might play pickup with at the local park. My favorite is about Houston's Jon Barry, who writer Felix Gillette calls "the guy who just bought an AND1 video" (via Kottke):

Wait, what do you want us to call you again? I can never remember, is it Handles McKrissKross or KrissKross McHandles?