I want to use Scottie Pippen's stylist. I mean, crop the unsightly black sign, and this could be his official NBA photo.
This is from The Smoking Gun, which provides the following context:
Houston police busted basketball star Scottie Pippen in April 1999 and charged him with drunk driving. Cops pulled over the six-time NBA champ's Mercedes after seeing him use an oncoming lane to pass cars stopped at a red light.
Charges were later dropped.