Wise Words for Curtis Borchardt

August, 4, 2005
8/04/05
12:10
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Charley Rosen at FOXSports.com, has been giving his take on the biggest trade in NBA history. It includes some advice for the Boston Celtics' new backup center, Curtis Borchardt:
Must do: Make sure his sneaker laces are properly tied. Comb his hair. Applaud his teammates' good plays. Shower before the game so as to avoid the post-game rush.

Prognosis: He's too soft and too dorky to do anything but play in emergencies.


Other players got advice like "play solid defense" and "submit to Shaq's leadership." Borchardt, I guess, should be aiming a little lower.

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