Charley Rosen at FOXSports.com has something negative to say about just about every player with a new team, from Bonzi Wells and Damon Stoudamire to Rick Brunson and Juan Dixon.
Dwyane Wade might be the only person who thinks adding Jason Williams and Antoine Walker to the Miami Heat will mean Wade gets to shoot more than ever. (I hope he's right, but I'm not holding my breath.)
Sacramento's getting all hot at the thought they might land the newly emancipated Shareef Abdur-Rahim.
Joe Dumars has been shown the money. (Hopefully he won't blow it all on doughnuts. He's about 15 pounds from people starting to forget he used to get paid to run and jump professionally.)
Mitch Albom has discovered a new country. It's called Russia.
Dikembe Mutombo is hoping to play two more years in Houston.
After flaming out in Denver, Michael Cooper vows to coach somewhere in the NBA.