Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Meet the Crayola Ayatollah
By Henry Abbott
Garrett Ellwood/NBAE/Getty Images
Denver big man Chris Andersen's new neck tattoo has chins wagging.
On The Score, commenter Nathan says: "It looks like he’s being choked to death by a psychedelic painting."
On Yahoo, a commenter called The Devil writes: "I've never seen a neck tattoo that didn't make me immediately think its owner was both a moron and a degenerate. And I generally like tattoos."
R L responds: "Eat their brains Birdaman [sic]. Eat their brains."
What matters today, however, is that Andersen still has that tattoo, and now, thanks to Garbage Time All-Stars, he has more things to call it. Some ideas from Josh:
- Crayola Ayatollah
- Graffiti Neck
- Rainbow Connection
- Human Coloring Book
- How does my neck taste?