Let's dispense with the punny headlines first: A Starlin is Born, Starlin at Short, Castro Stages Infield Coup, a Castro Revolution. He's got a great name, we get it.
And while we're at it, let's bring up all the other failed can't-miss prospects who have missed so dramatically that the mere mention of their names induces gagging sounds: Kevin Orie, Corey Patterson, Hee Seop Choi, Felix Pie. You know the
And now that we're talking, calling up shortstop of the future ...