|  New Blackhawks GM Stan Bowman is the lovechild of former Bulls head coach Scott Skiles and the Big Ten Network's Dave Revsine.
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Los Angeles Clippers forward forward Blake Griffin is the lovechild of Houston Rockets forward Shane Battier and Howdy Doody.
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Former Washington Wizards interim head coach Ed Tapscott is the love child of actor/producer Vincent Donofrio and New York governor David Paterson.
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Politician Sarah Palin is the lovechild of actresses Diane Keaton and Tina Fey.
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Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps is the lovechild of former NBA player Gheorghe Muresan and New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning.
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San Antonio Spurs forward Drew Gooden is the lovechild of actor James Avery and Wooly Willy.
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Afternoon Saloon executive producer Danny Zederman is the lovechild of B-52's lead singer Fred Schneider and Florida Marlins first baseman Ross Gload.
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Kansas head football coach Mark Mangino is the lovechild of actors Dom DeLuise, William Conrad and Jonathan Winters.
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Football legend John Madden is the lovechild of the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield and Golden State Warriors head coach Don Nelson.
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 Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Brandon Webb is the lovechild of Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst and Sacramento Kings forward Andres Nocioni.
|  Cubs pitcher Carlos Marmol is the lovechild of President Barack Obama and NBA analyst Reggie Miller.
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Tigers Manager Jim Leyland is the lovechild of actors Tom Skerritt and Hal Holbrook.
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Former MLB outfielder Barry Bonds is the lovechild of actor Gary Coleman and music mogul Russell Simmons.
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MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is the lovechild of former Attorney General Janet Reno and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
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Joakim Noah is the lovechild of a ménage a trois involving Bozo the Clown, American Idol contestant Sanjaya and The Simpson's Side Show Bob.
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Former MLB outfielder Sammy Sosa is the lovechild of NBA superstar LeBron James and Angels outfielder Bobby Abreu.
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Former Chicago Bear Dave Duerson is the lovechild of actor Ving Rhames and ABC 7's Hosea Sanders.
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Mitch Robinson is the lovechild of actor Wallace Shawn and FOX Chicago's Corey McPherrin.
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Indecisive quarterback Brett Favre is the lovechild of MLB outfielder Geoff Jenkins and actor John Malkovich.
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Baltimore Orioles pitcher Rich Hill is the lovechild of Toronto Blue Jays catcher Michael
Barrett and former Chicago Cubs pitcher Jon Lieber.
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Julio Rausseo, the high school senior visiting the Afternoon Saloon is the lovechild of Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano and FOX NFL Sunday co-host, Curt Menefee.
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Tennessee Volunteers head coach Lane Kiffin is the lovechild of ESPN college football expert Trev Alberts and Orlando Predators head coach Jay Gruden.
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Former Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy is the lovechild of Mahatma Gandhi and New York Mets manager Jerry Manuel.
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Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is the lovechild of former White Sox infielder Juan Uribe and actor Omar Epps.
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New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton is the lovechild of actors Frankie Muniz and Mark Hamill.
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 Oklahoma City Thunder guard Thabo Sefolosha is the lovechild of stunt performer David Blaine and President Barack Obama.
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University of Florida head football coach Urban Meyer is the lovechild of actor Alvy Moore (Hank Kimball on Green Acres) and CBS-2 sportscaster Howard Sudberry.
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Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Scott Linehan is the lovechild of Sting and actor Larry Linville.
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St. Louis Rams quarterback Marc Bulger is the lovechild of former Bulls broadcaster Tom Dore and actor Michael Imperioli.
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Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Scott Rolen is the lovechild of actor Russell Crowe and Vanderbilt head basketball coach Kevin Stallings.
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Former NFL head coach Dennis Green is the lovechild of adult film star Ron Jeremy and actor Reginald Vel Johnson.
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Chicago Bears kicker Robbie Gould is the lovechild of Duke assistant basketball
coach Chris Collins and Curious George.
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Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress is the lovechild of actors Ted Levine from Monk, and Major Dad, Gerald McRaney.
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Bears defensive line/assistant head coach Rod Marinelli is the lovechild of Milwaukee Bucks head coach Scott Skiles and actor Kurtwood Smith.
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ESPN's Lee Corso is the lovechild of actors Mel Brooks and Ron Rifkin.
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Tampa Bay quarterback Brian Griese is the lovechild of ABC7 reporter Ben Bradley and adult film star Peter North.
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Fox play-by-play announcer Kenny Albert is the lovechild of TNT play-by-play announcer Marv Albert and ESPN 1000's Harry Teinowitz.
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Chicago Bulls forward Tyrus Thomas is the lovechild of former MLB left fielder Barry Bonds and UAB head basketball coach Mike Davis.
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Bruce Arena, former head coach of the US men's soccer team, is the lovechild of singer Paul Simon and Buffalo Bills head coach Dick Jauron.
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Seattle Mariners infielder Alex Cintron is the lovechild of San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker and actor Cuba Gooding Jr.
|  Chicago White Sox designated hitter Jim Thome is the lovechild of Mr. Incredible and actor Jonathan Banks.
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Los Angeles Dodgers center fielder Juan Pierre is the lovechild of Ronnie Woo Woo and comedian Dave Chappelle.
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Ohio State cheerleader Michael Berg is the lovechild of Jurko and Monday Night John, Frank Caliendo.
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NBC-5 Sportscaster Peggy Kusinski is the lovechild of actresses Ellen Degeneres and Ruth Buzzi.
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Former White Sox first baseman Frank Thomas is the lovechild of actors Gary Coleman and Michael Clarke Duncan.
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Los Angeles Lakers forward Adam Morrison is the lovechild of Almost Famous actors Billy Crudup and Patrick Fugit.
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Former Seattle Seahawks head coach Mike Holmgren is the lovechild of professional golfer Craig Stadler and actor Martin Mull.
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Carolina Panthers defensive end Julius Peppers is the lovechild of NBA Hall of Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Sloth from Goonies.
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ESPN football analyst Sean Salisbury is the lovechild of actor Gary Busey and professional golfer Scott Hoch.
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Former Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander is the lovechild of former NY Giants defensive end Michael Strahan and former Giants running back Tiki Barber.
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Former NFL quarterback Jake Plummer is the lovechild of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich and mountain man Grizzly Adams.
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San Jose Sharks center Jeremy Roenick is the lovechild of actor James Woods and comedian Denis Leary.
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Harry is the lovechild of Jared (before the Subway diet) and real estate guru Greg Rice.
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Chicago Cubs pitcher Jeff Samardzija is the lovechild of Howard Stern and actor John Travolta.
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New Orleans Saints assistant head coach Joe Vitt is the lovechild of former Northwestern head coach Rick Venturi and Chicago Tribune columnist Sam Smith.
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Houston Astros slugger Lance Berkman is the lovechild of late actor/comedian Andy
Kaufman and former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic.
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Big Ten Network commentator Glen Mason is the lovechild of ABC7 Meteorologist Jerry Taft and former NFL head coach Dick Vermeil.
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Former third baseman John Mabry is the lovechild of Cleveland Indians infielder Tony Graffanino and comedian Ray Romano.
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Greco-Roman wrestler Rulon Gardner is the lovechild of Shrek and Uncle Fester from the Addams Family.
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White Sox right fielder Jermaine Dye is the lovechild of former Chicago Bull Michael Jordan and Hall of Fame outfielder Dave Winfield.
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NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is the lovechild of actor Kevin Spacey and Count von Count from Sesame Street.
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Minnesota Twins third baseman Joe Crede is the lovechild of actor David Caruso and Dan Patrick.
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Houston Astros catcher Ivan Rodriguez is the lovechild of singer Ricky Martin and actor Luis Guzman.
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PGA golfer Jose Maria Olazabal is the lovechild of NFL kicker Martin Gramatica and actor John Turturro.
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PGA golfer Nick Faldo is the lovechild of tennis player Jimmy Connors and Comcast SportsNet's Chris Boden.
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Chicago Cubs first baseman Derrek Lee is the lovechild of actor Eriq La Salle and San
Antonio Spurs forward Tim Duncan.
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Seattle Mariners catcher Jason Phillips is the lovechild of MLB reliever Eric Gagne and U2's Bono.
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Race car driver Danica Patrick is the lovechild of NBC 5's Anna Davlantes and actress Angie Harmon.
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Former MLB pitcher Greg Maddux is the lovechild of actors Matthew Broderick and David Schwimmer.
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Denver Nuggets head coach George Karl is the lovechild of actors John Lithgow and John C. Reilly.
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DePaul head basketball coach Jerry Wainwright is the lovechild of actor Paul Gleason and Chicago Blackhawks president John McDonough.
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ESPN Radio's Dan Lebatard is the lovechild of ESPN's Mike Golic and actor Michael Imperioli.
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Chicago Cubs broadcaster Bob Brenly is the lovechild of former Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Bill Cowher and the late Dale Earnhardt Sr.
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Former MLB right fielder Jeromy Burnitz is the lovechild of actors Woody Harrelson and Art Carney.
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Sacramento Kings forward Sean May is the lovechild of Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez and former NBA player Bison Dele.
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Utah Jazz point guard Deron Williams is the lovechild of ESPN 1000's Jeff Dickerson and White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon.
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ABC 7's John Garcia is the lovechild of professional motivator Tony Robbins and ESPN 1000's Mike Greenberg.
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Tennessee Head Basketball Coach Bruce Pearl is the lovechild of former Detroit Lions Head Coach Wayne Fontes and bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno.
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ESPN legal analyst Roger Cossack is the lovechild of Miami Heat President Pat Riley and actor John Turturro.
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Actor Morgan Freeman is the lovechild of NBA Hall of Famer Bill Russell and former Bull Norm Van Lier.
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Illini broadcaster Stephen Bardo is the lovechild of Florida International head coach and basketball legend Isiah Thomas and actor Don Cheadle.
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Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy is the lovechild of adult film star Ron Jeremy and Bears President Ted Phillips.
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Sacramento Kings forward Andres Nocioni is the lovechild of actors Matthew McConaughey and Shaggy.
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Philadelphia Eagles' head coach Andy Reid is the lovechild of Mike Ditka and late actor Chris Farley.
|  ESPN's Brian Kenny is the lovechild of
actors Alan Thicke and Mel Gibson.
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Hollywood Director Martin Scorsese is the lovechild of politician Henry Kissinger and actor Eugene Levy.
|  ESPN's Mel Kiper Jr. is the lovechild of
Count Chocula and Joey Buttafuoco.
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Bulls guard Kirk Hinrich is the lovechild of actor Elijah Wood as Frodo and Leonard Nimoy in Star Trek.
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UIC Head Basketball Coach Jimmy Collins is the lovechild of actors Morgan Freeman and Scatman Crothers.
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Former Oklahoma QB Jason White is the lovechild of Kansas City Royals reliever Kyle Farnsworth and NFL QB Jeff Garcia.
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Ruan, Manager of BW3 in Romeoville, is the lovechild of Indians pitcher Kerry Wood and former Bears Defensive Tackle Mike Wells.
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Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo is the lovechild of consumer advocate Ralph Nader and actor Eugene Levy.
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Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis is the lovechild of comedian Rodney Dangerfield and former NFL player Art Donovan.
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Former White Sox reliever Dustin Hermanson is the lovechild of former White Sox pitcher Kelly Wunsch and Fox NFL sideline reporter Jay Glazer.
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Illinois Head Coach Ron Zook is the lovechild of actor Gary Cole and Utah Jazz Head Coach Jerry Sloan.
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Former Bears QB Chad Hutchinson is the lovechild of former Bears QB Rick Mirer and actor Gary Busey.
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Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Byron Leftwich is the lovechild of NBA Hall-of-Famer Magic Johnson and late actor Fred Berry (Re-Run from What's Happening).
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NFL referee Gerry Austin is the lovechild of actor Ronny Cox (Lt. Andrew Bogomil of Beverly Hills Cop) and President Jimmy Carter.
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Former Bears QB Craig Krenzel is the lovechild of Cade McNown and Anthony Michael Hall.
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