Rob Ryan attacks Broncos offense
IRVING, Texas -- Give defensive coordinator Rob Ryan credit for avoiding any inflammatory statements about the teams on the rest of the Dallas Cowboys' schedule. That could be considered progress.
But if the Denver Broncos and Dallas somehow play each other in the Super Bowl, Ryan has provided plenty of bulletin board material.
Ryan watched the Broncos' 17-13 win over the New York Jets on Thursday night. He didn't enjoy the game, and not just because his twin brother Rex was the losing coach. It pains Ryan to watch polarizing quarterback Tim Tebow run an unconventional offense.
"It made me ... throw up," Ryan said, pausing mid-sentence to make a vomiting motion. "That stuff comes into play. You get that crap. I don't like it because it's college football. The things you see a lot of spread. We're getting a lot of two tight ends blocking for empty sets.
"Who would have ever thought that? This is the NFL. Those teams don't win."
Well, actually, that team won Thursday night. The Broncos, who are 4-1 with passing-challenged Tebow as the starter this season, finished with only 229 total yards. However, 95 of those came on the game-winning drive, which Tebow capped with a 20-yard touchdown run.
"That team did win last night, but it was horse----, and thanks for pointing that out," Ryan replied when reminded that the Broncos were victorious. "The guy made a hell of a play, though, didn't he?
"Just a second, I'll take a knee myself."
That was Ryan joking about "Tebowing," the devoutly religious quarterback's prayerful pose that has replaced planking as the nation's new fad.
But Ryan, whose comments about the "all-hype" Philadelphia Eagles and the Cowboys having two receivers better than Detroit's Calvin Johnson received a lot of attention this season, was completely serious on the subject of the Broncos' offense.
"They're back there getting the hell beat out of them the whole game," Ryan said when asked about his opinion of the Denver offense. "It's unfortunate the kid (Mark Sanchez) threw the interception for the TD or I really think that game is going to go a different way.
"But I don't care about that game. I only care about us. I don't like to see my brother hurt after a game. That sucked, but that's the way it is."
Tim MacMahon covers the Cowboys for ESPNDallas.com.