Now that I'm dead, I'd like to discuss my funeral.
First off, I want chili cheeseburgers. And Guinness. And the Phoenix Suns Gorilla. Love that ape.
I'd like my final rankings to be on big posters hanging on the walls. So you can read them from the seats. Like so:
NICEST PEOPLE: 1. Steph Curry, 2. Jim Nantz, 3. That bald guy with the mushroom-cloud ear hair who always comes up to me and tells me how much he loved my last column even though Mitch Albom usually wrote ...