'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Page 2
A year full of memories came flooding through:
The Rangers' new threesome: A-Rod, Everett and Rocker
Dasher-Cupid-Prancer it's not, but that ain't no shocker.
The Super Bowl was dominated by Raven lunatics,
Then postgame, to the curb QB Dilfer 'twas kicked.
For a little while there, the trendy thing was "Win with D!"
But here's the intangible: Most Valuable Verdict "Not Guilty."
We've had Turley-gate, Owens-gate and bottles ...