Dear Sports Guy ...

In the latest edition of his mailbag, Page 2's Bill Simmons tries to settle one great debate: "Cheers" vs. "Seinfeld."

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:10 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Please keep in mind, everything you're about to read came from actual e-mails sent in by readers over the past few weeks. And as always, thanks to everyone who takes the time to send in an e-mail.

One more thing: Today's USA Today contains an interview with my main man Moochie Norris about... his hair! Are you kidding me? Here was my favorite quote: "I have so many varieties. I give you braids. I give you half in, half out. I give you flat-out Afro. I give you the ponytail. I got a new ...

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