Rules for being a true fan

The Sports Guy lays down the law with 20 rules that a true sports fan should never break.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:10 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Ugh ... the dog days of February. The Olympics just ended. The NHL and NBA are limping toward the playoffs. We're still a few weeks away from WrestleMania, Junior Kiper's final NFL draft rankings, the Masters, fantasy baseball and watchable spring training games. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue already came out.

You know what that means? We're delving into my "BREAK OPEN IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" treasure chest of column gimmicks! Today's topic: Shouldn't there be rules for being a ...

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