Who wrote the book on this Eastern final? Thomas Harris? Stephen King? Philip K. Dick? Sick boy Clive Barker? Is Anthony Hopkins playing Jim O'Brien in the movie? Does Byron Scott have an assistant coach named Clarice? Is that bloody mask Jason Kidd's, or Jason Voorhees'? Is K-Mart "Godzilla"? Or more "Blacula" meets "Evil Dead II"?
Getting mad ugly in a minute, either way. It'll be a horror show at the Staples Center. You'll wince just watching it.