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Offensive and boring

Updated: April 25, 2006, 12:11 PM ET
By Gregg Easterbrook | Special to Page 2

Each year around this time, Tuesday Morning Quarterback journeys alone to the top of a distant mountain, meditates, fasts, burns chinstrap-scented incense sticks and chants a prayer of thanks to the football gods that the NFL is not the NBA. The prayer:

Oh football gods, on thine couch above Copyrighted be thy names. Give us each fall some mojo sport. And reverse our bad calls, As we reverse the bad calls of others. Deliver us from the NFL ever turning into the NBA! For thine is the franchise, ...

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