The hour of 4 a.m. can mean a lot of things to a lot of Cooler-dwellers. If you're up at 4 a.m., here's what it can mean:
1. You're on a big-league bender with pals, and one of you had the foresight to make the liquor store run before the 2 a.m. closing time, meaning you're
now knee-deep in empties at your buddy's place, and at the point of voices raised over Bonds vs. Sosa; Magic vs. Larry; or Salma vs. Britney. Well done.
2. You're on the road to getting lucky, or have recently ...