We don't need no stinkin' TiVo

After rising at 4 a.m. to watch the World Cup final, Page 2's Brian Murphy explains why no true sports fan would use TiVo.

Updated: July 2, 2002, 12:26 PM ET
By Brian Murphy | Special to Page 2

The hour of 4 a.m. can mean a lot of things to a lot of Cooler-dwellers. If you're up at 4 a.m., here's what it can mean:

1. You're on a big-league bender with pals, and one of you had the foresight to make the liquor store run before the 2 a.m. closing time, meaning you're now knee-deep in empties at your buddy's place, and at the point of voices raised over Bonds vs. Sosa; Magic vs. Larry; or Salma vs. Britney. Well done.

2. You're on the road to getting lucky, or have recently ...

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