The Sports Guy's Ramblings

From Billy Joel to Elvis Costello to the Osbournes to Ivan Drago, The Sports Guy has some strange thoughts inside his head.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:13 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Thoughts while wondering if Ferris ever ended up with Sloane ...

You know you're getting old when three hours of wiffleball leaves you feeling like a candidate for Tommy John Surgery.

Jose Canseco might not make the Baseball Hall of Fame, but he's definitely a first-ballot lock for the Isaac Hayes Memorial "Weird Twitch Hall of Fame."

If Joe Torre managed a Little League team, his kids would be the only kids who played all six innings.

I can't remember ever having ...

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