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A son with a heart of cold

Updated: July 11, 2002, 12:55 PM ET
By Jim Caple | Page 2 columnist

Actually, it might be a good thing John Henry Williams froze his old man. Otherwise, I have visions of the son going Norman Bates on us and stuffing Ted's body into a rocking chair in the attic, then dressing up in his old uniform and attacking Pedro Martinez in the clubhouse showers.

Seriously, doesn't this God-awful affair over Ted's body make you long for the days when families restricted their funereal fighting to contesting the will? I mean, every year or so, I find myself saying, ...

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