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Taken away with college football

Updated: September 2, 2002, 2:35 PM ET
By Brian Murphy | Special to Page 2

They had to call in the janitor to the Cooler today.

He had to bring a mop. To wipe up the saliva.

And yes, he sported Aykroydian rear-cleavage as he sopped up my spit. (Please. Don't ever forget, no matter how many lousy movies Dan Aykroyd has made, to give comedic credit where it is due. Aykroyd brought the plumber's crack to American television in the "SNL" of the 1970s. It was a scream, and he deserves his moment.)

Meanwhile, the janitor could only say one thing to my ...

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