Poop patrol quickly douses fantasies
You know you're getting old when you're on the clock at a fantasy football draft, sifting through names and stats for picks, and you're distracted by a conversation about baby poop.
Happened to me two weeks ago, when I convened for my annual fantasy draft with some Connecticut buddies. We were in the eighth round. I was debating between Jeremy Shockey, Qadry Ismail and Peerless Price -- and three of my friends were discussing infant waste product.
"I spend, like, five minutes sifting ...
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