Mailbag: My big, fat nightmare

Page 2's Bill Simmons has heard the rumors about Roger Clemens returning to Boston. If it happens, he won't overreact. He'll just move to the West Coast.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:15 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

With my "Saved Mailbag Questions" file overflowing like a port-o-john at a Holy Cross tailgate, it was time to trot out another mailbag before somebody got hurt.

Quick follow-up to our last mailbag (Sept. 26): No less than 300 readers e-mailed me about the diner scene with De Niro and Pacino in "Heat," repeating a Hollywood rumor that the legendary actors weren't actually on the set together during the filming of that scene (because of scheduling conflicts). If you watch the scene, they ...

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