Roast Your Rivals!

Updated: November 20, 2003, 12:01 PM ET

It's Rivalry Week, and we asked our users for their best jokes from college football's best rivalries. Here they are, just in time to get you in the mood for this weekend's games.

  For: Oregon Against: Oregon State

What do you get when you breed a ground hog and an Oregon State Beaver?

Six more weeks of bad football! Mike Oregon

For: Minnesota Against: Wisconsin

How many Badger fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. ...

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