Heaven, hell and the NFL
I've got a fever hanging out by The Cooler today, and the only thing that can cure it is -- more NFL.
(Of course, this opening line would be funny if uttered by Christopher Walken
as record producer Bruce Dickinson. Walken's Dickinson, in a "Saturday Night
Live" skit, said the legendary: "I've got a fever, and the only thing that
can cure it is ... more cowbell" during the recording of Blue Oyster Cult's
"Don't Fear the Reaper." Then again, most things are funnier when uttered by
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