Chicken of the coaching sea

Even though the playoffs are about to kick off, all the talk in this week's NFL thought balloons is about everyone's favorite fish -- the Tuna.

Updated: January 14, 2003, 11:47 AM ET
By Ralph Wiley | Page 2 columnist

Happy New Year, you slimy worms! Hey, if you don't like it, imagine how Cowboys like talented rook WR Antonio (Eightball) Bryant must feel. Bryant just knows he's the jit, as a Vandy footballer might say (Copyright 2002 Curry Kirkpatrick). Wait 'til New Jack Tonio gets a load of Tuna, the combination Stanley Kubrick and Gunny Hartman. Straight Outta "Full Metal Jacket."

Tuna's hiring at Big D by Jerry Jones leaves two top jobs open, with three top candidates. Why, it's like big-time ...

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