If there were ever a time to check the memo posted above The Cooler every Monday, the Three Rules of Cooler life, today is that day. Check the little yellow Post-It.
1. Always give a fake name in a bar on the road.
2. If you want to watch "Godfathers I and II," watch "Godfathers I and II." Do NOT rent the spliced, chronological version.
3. That's why they play the games.
That's right, dwellers. Truths of life. Enduring verities. The things that keep our Cooler ...