McNair won't escape Black Hole

Steve McNair pulled off the improbable last week, but Ralph Wiley's Uncensored Thought Balloons says he'll find a different story when he faces the Black Hole.

Updated: January 15, 2003, 1:22 PM ET
By Ralph Wiley | Page 2 columnist

Sure, One Nation will bite down hard on the necks of the Tites in the Black Hole, this in spite of Steve McNair. This week, McNair is like Han Solo without the Millennium Falcon. He's like Duane, the black guy in Romero's "Night of the Living Dead." Duane can put up the good fight, though we know what happens in the end.

But did you see what McNair did last week? Imagine this. Your No. 1 running back folds up like an accordion. You are stuck the rest of the game with a Smurf ...

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