Bengals: The worst franchise in sports
Last October, an analyst for Channel Five joked, "Next week, the Bengals have a bye, where they are six-point underdogs." Not Channel Five in Cincinnati, mind you. Channel Five in the United Kingdom!
True fact: The Bengals have transcended geography to become an international laughingstock. We're not being cruel. It's just that when you lose as often as the Bengals, certain things pile up.
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